Times New Roman you know the typeCalling me Public Enemy, but don’t believe the hypeTough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait meHook line sinker now your lady wanna date meGave your girl a little wink so you make a big stinkShoulder’s got a chip so you flip like a TiddlywinkKnow what I […]
I’m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I’m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I’m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I’ll […]
You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the birdHe cuts you off and you’re forced to swerveIn front of the Beatles’ tour busA Bookmobile and a Mack truckHauling hazardous biological wasteThe light turns red you have no brakesAnd "Hard Copy" gets it all on tapeSo you can see the […]
Hello Frank,Hello mother dearHi, …, what are you doin’I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vaginaOh, lima? Like lima beansHow about that, that teenage witch, SabinaNo, that’s a made up-word, JimWhat if you change the word vagina to something elseLike box or pussy or cunt.No, Jim……..
It goes one two three when I’m kicking the funky lyricsI’m busting up vocabulary I want you all to hear itI’m busting up the rhythm ’cause I’m busting up the rhymeI’m kicking down the stop posts cause I wanna kicks the timeI’m digging down some knowledge cause you know I never hide itWhen i’m pulling […]
Ooh, that was creepyI would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own assor scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pador hump a piece of splintered …
I get bombed much like Pearl HarborThe price is white right and I’m Bob BarkerThis is your brain on drugsThis is your brain on Jackie OnassisAll you crotch goblins can kiss our assesYes siree Bob like corn on the cobI’m all buttered up ready to hob nobDaddy is a kraut you’re Nazi-occupied FranceI’m gonna rise […]
Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelingGot your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceilingNow I’m wheeling dealing stealing Johnny’s apple seedsSlapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleedsShowing no mercy step like Solomon GrundyHit ya with a table leg like […]