If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I’m like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I […]
Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now!We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou […]
Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee Sugar Daddy Rand McNally A pack of jacks those orange Tic-Tacs Glen Miller tracks […]
Jimmy Pop’s not a pooper not a pauper but a popperAnd I got more pop than Orville RedenbacherAnd I got more gravy than the whole Gravy TrainWhen I’m kooky going loopy like a man insaneI won’t be around when the world endsSo the only thing that I’ll recycle is your girlfriendAww back to the side […]
Every time I think that I’m the only one who’s lonelySomeone calls on meAnd every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verseAnd curse those faults in me And then along comes MaryAnd does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chickAnd give me pick of memoriesOr maybe rather […]
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy’s Hump Palace lookin’ for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this […]
BabyYeahThe first time I saw you darling I knew I was in loveTell her DaddyThe way you took your wheelchair up that handicap rampMmm, it’s a mind blowerBut now baby I miss ya I miss yaI miss all the times we played Marco Polo in the poolOh yeahHide and go seek beneath the sheetsOh yeahAnd […]
Step back cause the bass is fuzzin’Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the dirty dozenAlley oop here comes the slam i know where I standI’m feelin’ like Anthrax cause you know O’m the manYea I dug your dame but all I did was kiss herBut I got to second base with your mom and your sisterI’ll […]
Coo coo ca choo baby you that’s what you areYou are a hollywood star you’re the high priestess by farAnd you know this tune’s for you we call it coo coo ca chooAnd it’s a very brief description of the things we could do to you You were looking at me I was looking at […]
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white guy I’m not old or […]