Pink Triangle

When I’m stable long enough I start to look around for love See a sweet and floral print My mind begins the arrangements But when I start to feel that pull Turns out I just pulled myself She would never go with me Were I the last girl on earth I’m dumb she’s a lesbian […]


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Getchoo

This is beginning to hurt This is beginning to get serious It used to be a game Now it’s a crying shame ’cause you don’t wanna play around no more Sometimes I push too hard Sometimes you fall and skin your knee I never meant to do All that I’ve done to you Please baby […]


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El Scorcho

El Scorcho, Aye Carumba! Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I’m jello, baby But you want talk won’t look won’t think of me I’m the epitome Of Public Enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the […]


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Falling For You

Holy cow I think I’ve got one here Now just what am I supposed to do? I’ve got a number of irrational fears That I’d like to share with you First there’s rules about old goats like me Hanging around with chicks like you But I do like you And another one: you say ‘like’ […]


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