Scattergun

Smooth bore, scattergun, you are the only one To cover me when I sleep, cover me in my dreams Carry a smooth bore, scattergun, steal from me there’ll be no time to run I got the bead on you, she fires true Take what you want and I’ll do what I have to do Smooth […]


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I Just Want To Have Something To Do

Hanging out on Second Avenue Eating chicken vindaloo I just want to be with you I just want to have something to do Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight Well allright Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight Wait-Now Wait-Now Hanging out all by myself Cause I don’t want to be with anybody else I just want […]


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Glad To See You Go

Gonna take a chance on her One bullet in the cylinder And in a moment of passion Get the glory like Charles Manson. Gonna smile, I’m gonna laugh you’re gonna get a blood bath And in a moment of passion Get the glory like Charles Manson. You gotta go go go go goodbye Glad to […]


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My-My Kind Of A Girl

When I saw you on 8th street You could make my life complete, baby Yeah, yeah, yeah You’re my-my kind of a girl And when I saw you by the Juke Box, ow-ow You put a quarter in and played my favourite song too, baby Yeah, yeah, yeah You’re my-my kind of a girl I […]


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Cretin Hop

There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’ You gotta keep it beatin’ For all the hoppin’ cretins. Cretin! Cretin! I’m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won’t stop Doin’ the Cretin Hop. Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven. (Rrepeat)


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Cretin Family

I am not so upset about my horrible self But why don’t you go upset yourself Hey here’s the mirror see your stupid face What a disgrace man and you know it’s true Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone’s against me Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-oi-oi-oi Don’t stare at me it’s freakin’ […]


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Little Bit O’Soul

Now when you’re feelin’ low and the fish won’t bite You need a little bit o’soul to put you right You gotta make like you wanna kneel and pray And then a little bit o’soul will come your way Now when your girl has gone and you’re broke in two You need a little bit […]


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All The Way

Feedback blasting out my ears Makes me so high I love all the monitor men But why are they alive The van is making me crazy It’s just like being in the Navy Doomsday, Doomsday’s coming-1981 But until things blow I’m gonna have some fun The bubble’s going to explode Probably never live to get […]


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Don’t Go

She was everything to me oh yeah She was everything to me but how I ever let her go I’ll never know She was everything to me – oh yeah She was everything to me Still how I ever ever let her go I’ll never know Don’t go. Don’t go baby don’t go Don’t go, […]


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