"Welcome sons of fuckin’ bitches to the wicked carney theater! Tonight’s feature presentation is so fuckin’ scary, it’ll take the wrinkles out of your nut sack and fade your butt hair. So get ready mutha fuckers for tonight’s main atraction! I give to you: Ol’ Evil Eye! Ah ha ha ha!" ~clapping~ "Alright shut the […]
I have a purpose… Take your dill knife, stab me, go, strike my heart…(ha ha, ha ha…ha ha, ha ha ) I have a purpose… Such things can’t exist… I have a purpose… You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them… I have a purpose… Quietly, I will […]
Shit, I can’t fucking take this All this fucking pressure, I’m dying Make me go motherfucking crazy I got all these motherfuckers Every where I go They gonna come down on me (Background: Why don’t you get a job, man?) Oh no, here they come, man Stop it, man, stop it, man I can’t fucking […]
"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!" "Tonight, tonight!" "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!" Ya know I cuts pigs up. (repeat 7x) I know I can handle them mugs! She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why’d you die?" I cannot, I-I […]
"This one goes out to the ninjas that’s been down since Carnival of Carnage. Naw, fuck that. Since Dog Beats. Naw fuck that, since Basement Cuts, mothafucka!" How long will the juggalos be down wit’ me? How long till they forget me? Check it out, What if I grew another fuckin’ head? And his name […]
Stop the bus, Violent J comes out Barrels to your chest And blow your lungs out Motherfuck a fucking hick I’ll kick you in the mouth, swell your fucking lips up You swallow them teeth when I do And me and my boys will run a train on your Felma lip Then break her fucking […]
What can I say, man, I hit him with the brick Killed the little prick, him and his chick Tried to be slick but you ain’t slinky You’re brinky, you’re dinky, you suck my twinkie I don’t give a fuck if you call me a clown Break it on down, it’s murder go round What’cha […]
Yo, 2 Dope, man, check this out, man You know what the word on the streets is, dawg The word on the streets is that you a bitch What’s up with that, man? Motherfuckers tweek, gotta tweek while ya tweek Golley guy’s rhythm, cuz me on mic, my on meek Get off me, dog, before […]
[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy! Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray’s #1 game show: The Joker’s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight’s contestants. HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step the fuck up and play […]
****Channels changing on a TV**** "This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now! Good evening, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the […]