First Date

In the car I just can’t waitTo pick you up on our very first dateIs it cool if I hold your hand?Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to dance?Do you like my stupid hair?Would you guess that I didn’t know what to wear?I’m just scared of what you thinkYou make me nervous so […]


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Mothers Day

Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin” and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ It’s mother’s dayIt’s mother’s dayIt’s mother’s dayIt’s mother’s day i’ll be Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’ Fuckin’ and Suckin’ and Touchin’Fuckin’ […]


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A New Hope

I’ve got her in my head at night when I go to bedAnd I know it sounds lame but she’s the girl of my dreamsAnd of course I’d do anything for herI’d search the moons of endorI’d even walk naked through the deserts of tatooinePrincess Leia where are you tonightAnd who’s laying there by your […]


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